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Pumpkin Patch

About that time my CSA farmer invited me to pose nude in her fields

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Amy Pence-Brown
Nov 08, 2025
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One September I got an email from my CSA farmer that said, “I’ve got a giant crop of these gorgeous pink pumpkins called porcelain dolls and every year when I harvest them they remind me of women’s bodies - all curvy and big and magical. They look like you and I can see you out here with them stacked all around you.” She plowed a secret spot in her corn field and at dusk just hours before my birthday Dr. Brown and I jumped in the truck and headed to one of the most beautiful places around and set up an impromptu photo shoot and was she ever right - it was indeed magic.

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